If it’s the New Year, it must be time for the HGTV Dream Home Give Away. Or as I like to call it, Diane’s Loss of Reality. She’ll sit and watch the tour of the house they are giving away (this year’s is in the Keys. Haven’t been to the Keys? There are chickens everywhere) Anyways, as she watches this thing, she is mentally moving into each room. She decides who gets what room. What decor she’ll keep. What she won’t. How anyone can look at a million dollar FREE house and have a complaint, I have no idea. The fact that this year’s house is in the Keys just has her losing her grip on reality all the more.